Are you sick and tired of the aggressive freshness of toothpaste in the morning?
Do you have a problem forcing yourself to destroy the beautiful mouth sensation of stickiness after a good night’s sleep?
Would you like to have a chance to avoid the morning kisses from your whole family?
Now we have a solution to your problem!
After years of research, the University of Gara Karnobat finally discovered a secret formula to help you in your morning struggle!
Café de Garlique!
A new approach to combat early freshness!
Our special formula was designed especially for those of you with well seasoned breath!
Try it! Call us today and we’ll send you our free DVD with instructions, also a garlic air freshener and our secret recipe book with loads of great ideas for garlic cappuccino, and roasted garlic French press!
No more discomfort! Meet the day with a smile!
Research has shown that the effect of mint on your morning breath can lead to immense imbalance in your PH, leading to extreme mania, euphoria, and loss of sense of reality! Don’t fall victim to the glorified images of happy kids climbing into your bed in the morning! Stay true to your real self!
Side effects include headache, nausea, vomiting, close-relatives’ loss of consciousness or death, panic attacks and shortness of breath. If you experience sudden freshness urges, call your doctor immediately!
Café de Garlique may not be suitable for everyone. Call us for details on our special mild children “Shallot” formula!
Café de Garlique! A new way to start the day!
2 comments:
I personally don't drink coffee much, so I was wondering how to use your brilliant discovery.
My suggestion is called "Garlique au lait". It should be reccomended for those who like the soft taste of hot milk in the morning. For the lovable young members of your family.
A clove of garlic a day to keep the neighbours away....
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