6am...

I just wanna sleep one night without being woken up at 5-30 or 6am! I have never once had a full and calm night's sleep for almost 5 years. And sometimes the attitude is just what could make me blow up:

Пряко включване от плажа със снимки от телефона и лаф

Тате, ский колко далеч е отишло морето!

Лафове...

Новата серия от лафове...макар че вече като че ли порастваме и е по-интересно колко 'големи' думи ползваме:

"От мен да мине, тате, ще ям супа!"

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Давам му да подаде подаръка на майка си за имения ѝ ден:
"Да си жива и здрава, мамо!"

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А: "Сами, не слушаш ще ти прибера играчките!"
С: "Аз пък ще ти прибера обеците!"

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Аз: "Сами, спокойно, утре ще отидем на доктор и той ще ти помогне с кашлицата."
С: "Няма нужда! Мама нали е доктор!"

:)

Лафове

„Чакай, мамо, ако ми измиеш сега ръцете ще танцувам, защото ми се ака! Спри да ме миеш, трябва да акам!”

(минута-две по-късно от тоалетната: ) „Ех това моето дупе много, много, много лъже!”

(Алекс мие чиниите) „Ех, как мърдат, мърдат тези ръчички на моето момиченце!”

(Алекс отива в тоалетната с телефона в ръка) „Мамо, отивай да акаш и внимавай да не помислиш, че телефона е тоалетна хартия.”

(не знам дали помните, но вместо „овчица” открай време казва „лъвчица”. Това е стар лаф, който нарочно не поправяме, защото ни е много смешен както и „НеГздо” и „КадйатчВе” – квадратче. Но сега си има развитие: ) „Не, не съм лъжливото ЛЪВчарче!”

:) Имайте весел ден! 

Лафове

-Сами, на какъв език говорят китовете?

-На китайски!

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-Сами, я да видя, имаш ли още едно ухо? Аа добре - две са!

-Ама те цял ден са там!

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Мамо, айде повече да не обичаш тати, а само мен!

Лафове

Мамо, аз ще ти правя куклен вятър сега!

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Прибира си играчките в стаята и не спира да мърмори: It's so hard! It's so hard!

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А: Сами, колко красиво личице имаш!
Сами: Да, мамо, а тати си няма красиво личице, нали?

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My Birthday Surprise!

Overwhelmed by petty little tasks like finding a job, a place to live, a car, nursery for Sami and an entire household of furniture, I thought that there would be no energy left to spare for my 33rd birthday. Therefore, no excitement arose in my chest when I woke up this morning. I just expected a normal day without too much fuss.

My beautiful amazing wife, however, seemed to have something else in mind. Sami and her left me to sleep in and woke me up late with a beautiful birthday song and breakfast. This of course, wasn't all. Here's what happened at the birthday picnic, where alkA had planned to take us...

Лафове

Сами: Кога ще си имаме къщичка в Бризбън?
Али: Скоро, но по-важното е, че сме заедно. Хората са това, което прави една къщичка истинска!
Сами: Не е вярно! Майсторите са!

Лафове

аз: Сами, ще те изпапкам!
той: Не ме изпапквай, тате, защото ако ми се доиграе с някоя играчка, трябва да я лапнеш, за да си играя с нея!


аз: Не пипай там!
той: Защо?
аз: Защото аз съм The Boss и казвам, че не може да пипаш там.
той: Аз също съм The Boss, защото съм мъж, а мъжовете са The Boss.
аз: А жените какви са?
той: Мами.


ал: Сами, като падне някой плод на земята, винаги ми го носиш, за да го изпапкаме
той (на английски): We don't eat them, because they are MRUS (мръсни на английски, според него)

:)))

продължаваме да се смеем!

Ain't icecream the best?

Father's day

For father's day I had amazing presents from my loved ones!

My dear alkA wrote me this:

'All I would want to say is that you amaze me with the greatest devotion, the nonchalant and easy-going fathering you are providing for Sami. Keep dropping him when on the slides, this only comes to show that you are always there with him! Keep forgetting to feed him dinner on time, only because you are playing a game with him and you two are so totally lost in the moment, that my heart just melts (and my ovaries just go into somersaults)! Keep bringing him home with his brand-new pair of jeans ripped open and a bruised forehead, after skateboarding in the park for hours! His proud smile says it all…'

and those words mean the world to me! I never really thought I was doing too well as a dad. Now I know I must be doing something right :)

And my Sami gave me the biggest hug and the best happiness smiles! Here is my Monchichi of Happiness:

Лафове

Лампичката дава сЛетВина!

Уау, в млякото има калетинела!

Искам да папкам киКличка!

Лафове

*ЛЪВзглавичка

Мамо, на теб как ти е името на английски?

-Сами, как е 'палачинка' на английски
- (с английско произношение такова, че целият му врат се напряга) Палатшинка!

Лафове

Абе мамо, косата ти прилича на кроасан!

Тате, като порастна и се науча да летя, ще отида до оня хеликоптер и ще се кача на него.

Тате, като стана влак ще вървя по релсите.

Лафове

Няколко сладки думички:

Искам тРъдВа бонбонка!
Тази формичка е кРадВат.
Мама работи в уривениниситета.

:)

Имайте хубав ден!

Заповядайте на куклен театър!

Представленията се играят всеки ден от сутрин до...изчерпване търпението на зрителите. В такъв случай обикновено актьорите биват осакатявани, като им се отлепват важни органи, след което - безпощадно обути и настъпвани до края на деня!

 

ПС: Нито един жив актьор не беше наранен при правенето на този театър. Всяка прилика с реални лица е случайна и непреднамерена. 

Лафове

'Мамо, щом аз съм слънце, ти си луна, а тати е звезда.'

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Аз: Сами, днес за закуска имаме нещо, което много обичаш: започва с 'б'(аничка мисля аз).
Той: Бладолед!

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Пощата: бръкна си в носа, извади лепкаво топче и каза - 'Виж, имам поща!' По-ужасяващото е, че и аз така ги наричах, а се заклевам, че никога не сме му го казвали! ГЕНИ???

Restauranting

It's one of Sami's favourite things ever! He gets to flirt with the waitresses and color things. And he doesn't really care about the food. He's happy as long as alkA and I have mercy to let him climb all over the chairs and tables. And we are always happy to have a minute to each-other, as long as we don't get dirty looks from the people around us.

And as I am writing this, I realize how lucky we are. It's sunny out and the three of us are out, dining on a Monday. Not working definitely has its benefits :). Cheers!

Oh, Poop!

Do you know the joke about the guy that went to substitute for his friend's doctor shift in the hospital one afternoon?

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So,

The doctor walks out and leaves his friend, who has no idea about medicine to stay in his office.
He returns later that day and asks the friend how it went.

The friend says he saw three patients:

'1st one had constipation. So, I gave him laxatives.'
Doctor says - 'Good job! What happened?'

Friend says - 'He walked slowly at first and then started running'

'So, the second one had diarrhoea. I also gave him laxatives.'
Doctor says: 'What? You shouldn't have! What happened?'

Friend says - 'At first he started running, but then he started walking slowly'

:)

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Even though there's another bit to the joke, I find this one appropriate as we experienced it tonight!

While playing, Sami said 'I gotta poop, I gotta poop!' and ran out the door. alkA chased him down towards the toilet and half way through the hallway he stopped running and simply calmed down...

I can't describe the mess...

How it took 1GBP to save three people from going insane

Sleep is NOT overrated! And those who tell me that they can jog and smile a whole day after having only a couple of hours of sleep should...get a kid!

In the past month Sami underwent an unbelievable transformation. From being the Christmas Monster who showered us with tantrums and whining most of the holiday season, he became the angel of joy, love and obedience in the new year. It's like we got our new year's gift right after dancing the old year away. It almost felt as if letting him dance with us on that night until he dropped, cured him of all insanity. But the new sigh of relief didn't exactly come without a price. The day tantrums were exchanged for night clingyness and midnight terrors - for us!

It all began with our natural desire to hug him in bed while he was going to sleep, as we so obsessed about our love for the new kid. He seemed to like it too and the reverse effect slapped us in the face like a slingshot. Soon we couldn't free ourselves from his night grip. The cries began as soon as we left the room and lasted for hours. 'Don't go, keep hugging me!' As soon as I found myself reaching out for the bottle with trembling hands, I realized that something was wrong again. So instead we went back digging for the earplugs again. As once more, it was time to Ferberize!

Of course, our hairs started loosing their color and our teeth started falling off again from grinding, I could collect berries in the bags under my eyes and the neighbors' kids were running away as soon as they saw my messy red-eyed face in the building. I was doing just fine. As in addition to the bedtime insanity, the midnight screams appeared. I swear, alkA timed it to exactly 2:12am every night. The first night we went terrified, to see what was happening to him, thinking he had fallen off the bed. But as it turned out, he wanted a banana!

And then, my dear wife had a brilliant idea again, as she in her creativity has been unsurpassed in my opinion. 'Let's see what happens if we leave the light on in the hallway'. And there it was: the light switch became connected through some sort of a WiFi connection to Sami's brain, as by switching it on, the crying stopped. If we only dares switch it off, there it began again. But better yet, with our endless attempts to be as green as possible, we found a nightlight today at the Pound shop! And Sami got his chance to show creativity and customize it with his favorite stickers! Voila! Now it's quiet and I can think again. He is staring with love into his mesmerizing little light on the wall and dreaming the night away with his favorite cars.

And we can finally rest...! Good night!