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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Remove the Trespassers!

It hurts to burst a boil! I mean you've been trying to ignore it, but it's kept bugging you, you've tried getting used to it, but it kept irritating you. And then, one day, it just started getting really fucking annoying!
You know what to do next: grab it with two fingers and squeeze it out! Like a living thing it's gonna act as if it's been a part of your life and you have no right to evict it from your body, it'll try convincing you that you're just fine with it being there and there's no other boils like it,... but you just know it. That puss, gotta go!
So, you squeeze, hard as you can, and it sprays puss all over you, like a petty little bugger, until some pure blood runs behind it to cleanse the wound.
And then, you're free! The pain is sweet and the liberation inspiring!
Just...watch your back! Those motherfuckers are vindictive, angry bastards!
You don't want tnem coming back!

2 comments:

CToRH said...

arggggghhh, horrible picture! but right to the point!

alkA.

CToRH said...

Bojo, I'm sory I couldn't find a better picture of you!