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Monday, April 18, 2016

18.April: neighbours

So we moved. And as usual it was all perfect until we heard the neighbours. Their awful nasty language, their constant yelling, their god awful children screaming like animals... We felt life was never going to be calm again. And we heard them throughout the day. No rest. We were desperate. 

And what happened? Allah called them, Mohamed summoned them, they loaded a truck yesterday and moved the fuck out! Fucking nasty neighbours! Gone! 

There must be a force after all! Weirdly the force of disdain and desparation must have driven them away. But I'll pray to Allah tonight and thank him for getting them the hell away from us! 

Salammajulam!

Thursday, April 7, 2016

7.April: religon is dead!

Today I celebrate the death of religion! It's gone! Hardly any idiot believes in this wretched plague for humanity and Earth. And if you praise Jesus, Moses, Mohammed or Allah, you are part of a dying breed! Fuck you and goodbye! Die!

Monday, April 4, 2016

4.April: I'm a pretty good designer

Work poster. All my doing. I'm not too shabby. 

3.April: tables

Love going all out for guests! 
This was just the beginning of a good ole 6-hour Bulgarian dinner. And it was exhausting. 
..ooh and the pizza picnic in the new neighboring park was pretty nice. 

2.April: some days just suck

This was one of them. 
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Although we did play a silly zombie game with friends and ate delicious Indian food..