Dear neighbour,
This letter is to inform you that I have spoken to the authorities about your constant partying!
It is 5am and I haven't slept a blink. What follows now, since our conversations with you have been so futile, is that you will be summoned into court and required to give an explanation about your behaviour.
If you were to continue partying, your guitar and your stereo will be confiscated, I was told.
Your landlord will be contacted and hopefully you will be evicted by the end of next month!
But please, enjoy your party!
Sincerely,
Anonymous
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